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Yellow Snow and Peanut Butter

posted: Wednesday January 18, 2006 - 3:30 PM

Snow!
A group of us are driving up to Tahoe this weekend for some fun in the snow. The weather forecast looks good. So good in fact that it inspired a spontaneous poem from my dear friend:

a good piece of chocolate, layered with yellow snow and peanut butter.
by the fire.
holding greg's hand.
how beautiful and precious it will be, i cannot put into words.
love.
yes.
peanut butter and yellow snow.
and love.
how pretty the day, and crisp the air in the snow.
and greg's pretty pretty face, covered in chocolate, peanut butter, and yellow snow.
lovely it is. along with the day.
that's how my motherfucking bitches roll.
in the snow.

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Chapelle's Home Stenographer

posted: Monday January 02, 2006 - 9:42 PM

Chapelle's Home Stenographer
Coming soon to a home near you from Chappelle Show Enterprises International Incorporated LLC - The Official Home Stenographer (travel stenographer coming later!). Originally aired January, 22nd 2003 - Chapelle gives us his vision for the very near future.

Ever been caught in the "you said" / "no I didn't" loop? (You said you'd come call before you come! No I didn't - I'd said I'd just pop over out the blue), well our dearly departed (from Comedy Central) Dave Chapelle has the solution. Your personal, affordable, and in-home stenographer - just like the courts have! Your in-home stenographer will record all the conversations between you and your partner for later reference. A must have for any household!

Chapelle's Home Stenographer

ps. Chapelle's (not) back bitches

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